1 00:00:03,687 --> 00:00:05,678 [theme music plays] 2 00:00:52,687 --> 00:00:55,042 [sonic whirring] 3 00:01:25,247 --> 00:01:26,839 [bubbling] 4 00:01:35,647 --> 00:01:37,717 [creaking] 5 00:01:41,487 --> 00:01:43,125 [mechanical winding] 6 00:01:55,767 --> 00:01:57,246 [fan whirring] 7 00:02:05,927 --> 00:02:11,684 [high pitched whistling] 8 00:02:20,807 --> 00:02:22,286 [hissing] 9 00:02:22,486 --> 00:02:28,277 [siren blares] 10 00:02:32,567 --> 00:02:38,642 [bell ringing] 11 00:03:01,687 --> 00:03:07,637 [thunderous explosion] [muted screams] 12 00:03:12,767 --> 00:03:15,759 [man screams] 13 00:03:16,127 --> 00:03:17,242 Guy! 14 00:03:18,807 --> 00:03:20,365 Are you all right? 15 00:03:20,967 --> 00:03:22,320 [panting] 16 00:03:23,047 --> 00:03:26,567 Yes, of course. 17 00:03:26,767 --> 00:03:29,847 Oh, you scared me. 18 00:03:30,047 --> 00:03:32,087 I’m sorry, darling. 19 00:03:32,287 --> 00:03:34,960 I don't often wake up screaming, do I? 20 00:03:35,160 --> 00:03:37,396 I’m jumpy, too, this morning. 21 00:03:37,596 --> 00:03:38,887 Why? 22 00:03:39,087 --> 00:03:41,567 It was my explosion, not yours. 23 00:03:41,767 --> 00:03:44,839 You weren't dreaming about an explosion? 24 00:03:45,039 --> 00:03:47,435 Why? Shouldn't I? 25 00:03:47,635 --> 00:03:49,607 So did I. 26 00:03:49,807 --> 00:03:50,767 I thought I’d woken up 27 00:03:50,967 --> 00:03:52,002 and then there was a great big bang 28 00:03:52,202 --> 00:03:53,879 and something hit me on the head. 29 00:03:54,079 --> 00:03:56,407 Oh, I did better than that. 30 00:03:56,607 --> 00:03:58,359 The whole roof seemed to fall in on top of me. 31 00:03:58,559 --> 00:04:00,364 I couldn't move. I couldn't breathe. 32 00:04:00,564 --> 00:04:01,847 Oh, Guy. 33 00:04:02,047 --> 00:04:03,605 Yes, it was quite a dream. 34 00:04:03,805 --> 00:04:06,367 It is awful when you dream you've woken up. 35 00:04:06,567 --> 00:04:08,917 You never know quite what to believe after that. 36 00:04:10,527 --> 00:04:14,327 Still, the walls are still intact... 37 00:04:14,527 --> 00:04:16,358 [solid tapping] ...built to last. 38 00:04:16,558 --> 00:04:19,847 Whoever heard of an explosion that didn't break the windows? 39 00:04:20,047 --> 00:04:22,436 We're all in one piece, safe and sound, darling. 40 00:04:22,636 --> 00:04:24,727 It was only a dream. 41 00:04:24,927 --> 00:04:27,087 But we both dreamed it. 42 00:04:27,287 --> 00:04:30,007 Hey, come on, it's eight o'clock. 43 00:04:30,207 --> 00:04:32,004 Breakfast in two minutes? 44 00:04:32,204 --> 00:04:34,447 Yes. It’s nearly ready. 45 00:04:34,647 --> 00:04:36,956 It might have been some sort of telepathy. 46 00:04:37,156 --> 00:04:40,443 [tune plays] 47 00:04:56,567 --> 00:04:59,127 Oh, no. They can't do that. 48 00:05:00,767 --> 00:05:05,761 [pop music plays through loudspeakers] 49 00:05:05,961 --> 00:05:07,561 This is going to be one of those days. 50 00:05:07,761 --> 00:05:08,676 I can tell. 51 00:05:08,876 --> 00:05:11,287 First the... And now this. 52 00:05:11,487 --> 00:05:13,045 Breakfast in two minutes? 53 00:05:13,245 --> 00:05:15,004 [pop music continues] 54 00:05:30,567 --> 00:05:32,637 [hums along to pop music playing outside] 55 00:05:37,047 --> 00:05:38,007 Ready? 56 00:05:38,207 --> 00:05:39,927 [Guy] Almost. 57 00:05:40,127 --> 00:05:42,527 I think, you know, everybody has bad dreams 58 00:05:42,727 --> 00:05:43,967 at some time or another. 59 00:05:44,167 --> 00:05:45,964 ln all these years of the bomb jitters, 60 00:05:46,164 --> 00:05:48,157 who wouldn't dream of explosions? 61 00:05:48,652 --> 00:05:49,802 And considered that way, 62 00:05:50,002 --> 00:05:51,718 it's not even much of a coincidence. 63 00:05:52,727 --> 00:05:55,878 Now don't consider too long, your breakfast is nearly ready. 64 00:06:04,167 --> 00:06:06,123 [sizzling] 65 00:06:11,127 --> 00:06:13,402 You know, darling, on the other hand-- 66 00:06:15,127 --> 00:06:17,207 Oh, the post is early. 67 00:06:17,407 --> 00:06:19,921 Yes. Three for me. One for you. 68 00:06:20,967 --> 00:06:24,967 I was thinking, there may have been an explosion 69 00:06:25,167 --> 00:06:26,885 on the other side of the town somewhere 70 00:06:27,085 --> 00:06:30,207 and we both heard it and that started us dreaming. 71 00:06:30,407 --> 00:06:32,125 What do you suppose could have blown up? 72 00:06:32,325 --> 00:06:35,125 Well, only a slight explosion, of course. 73 00:06:35,325 --> 00:06:37,807 At the chemical plant, perhaps. 74 00:06:38,007 --> 00:06:39,122 But you've always insisted 75 00:06:39,322 --> 00:06:41,407 that nothing can go wrong at the works. 76 00:06:41,607 --> 00:06:43,279 Well, just a thought. That's all. 77 00:06:45,847 --> 00:06:47,967 “Pop star wins the Pools.” 78 00:06:48,167 --> 00:06:49,282 There can't be much wrong with the world 79 00:06:49,482 --> 00:06:51,887 when that makes the front page. 80 00:06:52,087 --> 00:06:53,964 You know, there isn't even anything else on the front page, 81 00:06:54,164 --> 00:06:55,487 except advertisements. 82 00:06:55,687 --> 00:06:57,527 I’ve never seen so many before. 83 00:06:57,727 --> 00:06:59,365 I don't know what we take the paper for. 84 00:06:59,565 --> 00:07:01,955 Now don't let the breakfast get cold. 85 00:07:02,155 --> 00:07:04,047 I don't feel very hungry. 86 00:07:04,247 --> 00:07:07,398 Oh, you're not still worrying about that silly dream, are you? 87 00:07:07,598 --> 00:07:08,607 If there is-- 88 00:07:08,807 --> 00:07:10,035 If there has been an accident at the works, 89 00:07:10,235 --> 00:07:11,600 it will be on the eight o'clock news. 90 00:07:11,800 --> 00:07:13,477 There might even be a special flash. 91 00:07:14,450 --> 00:07:16,887 [advertising jingle plays] 92 00:07:17,087 --> 00:07:18,520 Crunchie Pops 93 00:07:18,720 --> 00:07:20,607 Turn that off. 94 00:07:20,807 --> 00:07:22,607 Switch it off, switch it off! 95 00:07:22,807 --> 00:07:24,001 I thought you wanted to hear it. 96 00:07:24,201 --> 00:07:25,647 If there's any bad news, 97 00:07:25,847 --> 00:07:27,927 I’ll learn soon enough when I get to the office. 98 00:07:28,127 --> 00:07:30,927 Look, I’m sorry. I don't mean to snap at you but all these commercials, 99 00:07:31,127 --> 00:07:32,765 they make a man irritable at the best of times 100 00:07:32,965 --> 00:07:35,087 without all this... 101 00:07:35,287 --> 00:07:36,847 Who are your letters from? 102 00:07:37,047 --> 00:07:38,447 Well, there's one from Aunt Polly. 103 00:07:38,647 --> 00:07:40,287 She wants to know when we're going over. 104 00:07:40,487 --> 00:07:42,079 A bread and butter letter from the Farleys. 105 00:07:42,279 --> 00:07:43,925 And Maison Pilkington inviting me 106 00:07:44,125 --> 00:07:46,083 to a preview of their new collection. 107 00:07:46,283 --> 00:07:47,356 What's yours? 108 00:07:47,556 --> 00:07:49,523 Oh, a sample I expect. 109 00:07:49,723 --> 00:07:51,000 Feels bulky. 110 00:07:56,287 --> 00:07:57,807 What is it? 111 00:07:58,007 --> 00:07:59,326 There's no mention. 112 00:08:02,647 --> 00:08:06,127 It says, “Press to Start.” 113 00:08:06,327 --> 00:08:08,397 Are you going to? 114 00:08:08,597 --> 00:08:09,642 What? 115 00:08:09,842 --> 00:08:11,598 Press. 116 00:08:12,007 --> 00:08:14,647 It might be some sort of practical joke. 117 00:08:14,847 --> 00:08:16,599 [high-pitched recorded voice] You want a Feckle Freezer, 118 00:08:16,799 --> 00:08:19,247 you need a Feckle Freezer, you must have a Feckle Freezer. 119 00:08:19,447 --> 00:08:20,596 It’s another one of those 120 00:08:20,796 --> 00:08:22,399 confounded commercials, how dare they? 121 00:08:22,599 --> 00:08:24,207 - Switch it off. - Okay. 122 00:08:24,407 --> 00:08:26,607 [recording continues] It won't switch off. 123 00:08:26,807 --> 00:08:28,365 There ought to be a law against-- 124 00:08:28,565 --> 00:08:30,687 Feckle Freezers? 125 00:08:30,887 --> 00:08:33,037 Blast the Feckle Freezers. 126 00:08:33,237 --> 00:08:34,607 Blast. Blast. 127 00:08:34,807 --> 00:08:38,561 [recording becomes fragmented, then silent] 128 00:08:43,111 --> 00:08:44,761 [clattering] I’d like to do that 129 00:08:44,961 --> 00:08:47,042 to whoever put that damn thing in the post. 130 00:08:47,242 --> 00:08:48,407 [bell rings] 131 00:08:48,607 --> 00:08:50,287 Yeah, I’m going to be late. 132 00:08:50,487 --> 00:08:52,000 You haven't even touched your breakfast. 133 00:08:52,200 --> 00:08:53,401 What am I supposed to do with it? 134 00:08:53,601 --> 00:08:55,483 Well, stick it in a Feckle Freezer. 135 00:09:04,727 --> 00:09:06,558 [typing, phone ringing] 136 00:09:06,758 --> 00:09:07,876 Hello. Hello. 137 00:09:11,127 --> 00:09:13,047 Good morning, Mr. Birkett. 138 00:09:13,247 --> 00:09:14,441 Oh, good morning, Miss Mitkin. 139 00:09:14,641 --> 00:09:16,127 Get hold of the operator 140 00:09:16,327 --> 00:09:18,287 and find out what's wrong with that line, will you? 141 00:09:18,487 --> 00:09:19,715 I’ve been trying to get Harry Barton 142 00:09:19,915 --> 00:09:21,041 for the last ten minutes. 143 00:09:21,241 --> 00:09:22,520 But Mr. Barton isn't here. 144 00:09:22,720 --> 00:09:24,847 If you remember, he went down to the factory. 145 00:09:25,047 --> 00:09:27,003 A fault in the storage section, wasn't it? 146 00:09:27,203 --> 00:09:28,242 That was yesterday. 147 00:09:28,442 --> 00:09:30,517 Well, he hasn't been seen since. 148 00:09:30,717 --> 00:09:32,205 That's odd. 149 00:09:34,007 --> 00:09:35,167 Keep trying. 150 00:09:35,367 --> 00:09:38,367 I’m sure Mr. Barton knows what he's doing. 151 00:09:38,567 --> 00:09:40,167 Yes, I’m sure he does, too. 152 00:09:40,367 --> 00:09:41,766 You know what today is, don't you? 153 00:09:41,966 --> 00:09:44,560 The 15th, the day the tax returns have to be sent in. 154 00:09:44,760 --> 00:09:48,521 I was just about to remind you of the tax returns, Mr. Birkett. 155 00:09:48,721 --> 00:09:50,285 That's Harry Barton's job. 156 00:09:50,485 --> 00:09:53,847 We could drive over to the factory with them. 157 00:09:54,047 --> 00:09:55,697 We'd be there and back in an hour. 158 00:09:56,847 --> 00:09:59,807 No, I’ll do them for him, I suppose. 159 00:10:00,007 --> 00:10:03,841 There's nothing to be afraid of at the factory, Mr. Birkett. 160 00:10:04,041 --> 00:10:06,167 The place gives me the creeps. 161 00:10:06,367 --> 00:10:08,927 Well, if you'd rather spend half a day with these 162 00:10:09,127 --> 00:10:10,446 than half an hour at the factory. 163 00:10:10,646 --> 00:10:12,207 Yes, I would. 164 00:10:12,407 --> 00:10:13,847 It wouldn't be so bad 165 00:10:14,047 --> 00:10:17,007 if there were a few people about. And all those machines! 166 00:10:17,207 --> 00:10:18,287 They're all programmed 167 00:10:18,487 --> 00:10:20,079 from the brain patterns of human beings. 168 00:10:20,279 --> 00:10:21,560 Yes. That's just it. 169 00:10:21,760 --> 00:10:22,767 Machines. 170 00:10:22,967 --> 00:10:24,607 The Spelman process. 171 00:10:24,807 --> 00:10:26,399 They're perfectly reliable, 172 00:10:26,599 --> 00:10:29,527 there's no danger in the Spelman process. 173 00:10:29,727 --> 00:10:31,877 Jim Benskin is killed in a car accident, 174 00:10:32,077 --> 00:10:35,238 and the storage section carries on with his brain. 175 00:10:35,438 --> 00:10:38,967 Not his brain, Mr. Birkett, only his brain pattern. 176 00:10:39,167 --> 00:10:40,202 You're quibbling. 177 00:10:40,402 --> 00:10:42,247 I don't like the Spelman process. 178 00:10:42,447 --> 00:10:45,883 Think of it, a man controlling a machine after he's dead. [bell ringing] 179 00:10:46,083 --> 00:10:48,680 I’m afraid you let your imagination run away with you. 180 00:10:48,880 --> 00:10:50,399 Coffee, Mr. Birkett? 181 00:10:50,599 --> 00:10:52,247 Yes, please. 182 00:10:52,447 --> 00:10:53,800 Two coffees, please. 183 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:55,645 And 20 cigarettes. 184 00:10:55,845 --> 00:10:56,961 Your usual? 185 00:10:57,161 --> 00:10:58,361 Marlins. 186 00:11:00,247 --> 00:11:01,282 Thank you. 187 00:11:03,407 --> 00:11:06,001 I didn't know you smoked Marlins, Mr. Birkett. 188 00:11:06,201 --> 00:11:07,047 I don't. 189 00:11:07,247 --> 00:11:08,760 Well, you just ordered them. 190 00:11:08,960 --> 00:11:11,927 I did? 191 00:11:12,127 --> 00:11:13,727 Marlins? 192 00:11:13,927 --> 00:11:16,157 They are supposed to be really good for you. 193 00:11:16,357 --> 00:11:18,755 They contain a special anti-cough ingredient. 194 00:11:18,955 --> 00:11:20,287 Yes. 195 00:11:20,487 --> 00:11:25,959 Check, 242.325... [knocking] 196 00:11:26,159 --> 00:11:30,647 ...678.5, 7 43.5... 197 00:11:30,847 --> 00:11:33,236 Just a moment, please. 198 00:11:33,436 --> 00:11:35,727 Mr. Spelman. 199 00:11:35,927 --> 00:11:38,927 Don't get up, don't get up, just an informal call. 200 00:11:39,127 --> 00:11:40,242 [Spelman chuckles] 201 00:11:40,442 --> 00:11:42,207 Paul Birkett, isn't it? 202 00:11:42,407 --> 00:11:44,602 - That's right, sir. Birkett. - Yes. 203 00:11:44,802 --> 00:11:46,007 Department running smoothly? 204 00:11:46,207 --> 00:11:47,686 I thought that you were in New York. 205 00:11:47,886 --> 00:11:49,287 Yes, I was yesterday. 206 00:11:49,487 --> 00:11:53,087 Back today, you know, keeping Contro Chemicals on its toes. 207 00:11:53,287 --> 00:11:56,047 Yeah, but don't let me interrupt your coffee break. 208 00:11:56,247 --> 00:11:58,397 By the way, I notice a lot of your colleagues 209 00:11:58,597 --> 00:12:00,767 have taken to Frosty Flips. 210 00:12:00,967 --> 00:12:02,607 Very refreshing, I hear. 211 00:12:02,807 --> 00:12:05,327 Yes, well I’d rather stick to coffee. 212 00:12:05,527 --> 00:12:07,040 Then these Frosty Flips will have to boost up 213 00:12:07,240 --> 00:12:10,487 their promotion campaign, won't they? 214 00:12:10,687 --> 00:12:11,881 Carry on, carry on. 215 00:12:13,887 --> 00:12:15,127 Well, 5432-- 216 00:12:15,327 --> 00:12:18,558 Oh, I see you smoke Marlins, Mr. Birkett. 217 00:12:18,758 --> 00:12:23,477 Yes, they contain a special anti-cough ingredient. 218 00:12:23,677 --> 00:12:26,360 Interesting, interesting. 219 00:12:29,407 --> 00:12:32,407 81 .9, 220 00:12:32,607 --> 00:12:35,287 3532.9. [phone ringing] 221 00:12:35,487 --> 00:12:37,000 This is going to take ages. 222 00:12:37,200 --> 00:12:38,127 Birkett here. 223 00:12:38,327 --> 00:12:39,476 [over telephone] Swanson here, Birkett. 224 00:12:39,676 --> 00:12:40,487 Swanson? 225 00:12:40,687 --> 00:12:42,807 I’ve got to see you, it's urgent. 226 00:12:43,007 --> 00:12:44,599 What did you want to see me about? 227 00:12:44,799 --> 00:12:46,567 You must remember, you must. 228 00:12:46,767 --> 00:12:48,041 I’m on a pretty tight schedule today. 229 00:12:48,241 --> 00:12:49,527 Look up the diary, will you, Miss Mitkin? 230 00:12:49,727 --> 00:12:51,001 Please, Mr. Birkett. It’s dreadfully important. 231 00:12:51,201 --> 00:12:52,998 I may be able to fix you in tomorrow. 232 00:12:53,198 --> 00:12:54,116 Tomorrow's no good. 233 00:12:54,316 --> 00:12:55,207 The day after? 234 00:12:55,407 --> 00:12:58,001 There's no such day as tomorrow. It has to be today. 235 00:12:58,806 --> 00:12:59,887 Not today, Mr. Birkett. 236 00:13:00,087 --> 00:13:01,520 But there's nothing down for tomorrow. 237 00:13:01,720 --> 00:13:02,762 Today. Please. 238 00:13:02,962 --> 00:13:04,087 - 9.30? - 9.30? 239 00:13:04,287 --> 00:13:07,199 9.30 tomorrow. I look forward to seeing you. 240 00:13:32,887 --> 00:13:38,917 [high pitched wail and siren] 241 00:13:41,207 --> 00:13:46,725 [thunderous explosion] 242 00:13:46,925 --> 00:13:50,157 [screaming] 243 00:13:50,357 --> 00:13:52,087 Guy. 244 00:13:52,287 --> 00:13:54,039 Guy, are you all right? 245 00:13:56,807 --> 00:13:58,843 Yes, of course. 246 00:13:59,043 --> 00:14:01,847 You were screaming. 247 00:14:02,047 --> 00:14:04,687 - I’m sorry, darling. - Did I scare you? 248 00:14:04,887 --> 00:14:06,320 I’m jumpy, too, this morning. 249 00:14:06,520 --> 00:14:09,527 Bad dreams. 250 00:14:09,727 --> 00:14:11,126 There was a hell of a bang, 251 00:14:11,326 --> 00:14:14,159 I thought the whole roof was coming in on top of me. 252 00:14:14,359 --> 00:14:17,723 You weren't dreaming about an explosion? 253 00:14:17,923 --> 00:14:19,127 Yes. 254 00:14:19,327 --> 00:14:21,716 I suppose it's a common sort of nightmare. 255 00:14:21,916 --> 00:14:23,565 But that was my dream, too. 256 00:14:23,765 --> 00:14:26,759 A great big bang and something hit me. 257 00:14:26,959 --> 00:14:28,957 It’s odd. 258 00:14:29,157 --> 00:14:31,367 Creepy. 259 00:14:31,567 --> 00:14:33,607 - Guy? - Yes? 260 00:14:33,807 --> 00:14:35,126 Don't you get the feeling that-- 261 00:14:35,326 --> 00:14:36,967 What, darling? 262 00:14:37,167 --> 00:14:40,364 Well, I suppose it must have been a dream. 263 00:14:40,564 --> 00:14:42,523 Is breakfast nearly ready? 264 00:14:42,723 --> 00:14:45,087 Yes, yes, two minutes. 265 00:14:45,287 --> 00:14:47,642 Everybody has bad dreams at some time or another, darling. 266 00:14:47,842 --> 00:14:50,122 I mean, with all these years of the bomb jitters, 267 00:14:50,322 --> 00:14:52,317 who wouldn't dream about explosions? 268 00:14:58,755 --> 00:15:00,405 Well, you consider your breakfast. 269 00:15:00,605 --> 00:15:01,682 It’s nearly ready. 270 00:15:03,607 --> 00:15:04,926 [water trickling] 271 00:15:12,754 --> 00:15:14,804 [recorded voice] Join me in a Frosty Flip. 272 00:15:15,004 --> 00:15:19,767 Frosty Flip, the ice cold drink with a secret ingredient. 273 00:15:19,967 --> 00:15:21,685 Frosty Flip. Join me in a... 274 00:15:21,885 --> 00:15:23,647 Guy, Guy! 275 00:15:23,847 --> 00:15:25,127 What is it? What have you got there? 276 00:15:25,327 --> 00:15:26,527 - I can't make it stop. - What is it? 277 00:15:26,727 --> 00:15:27,876 I’ve never seen anything like it before, 278 00:15:28,076 --> 00:15:29,565 I can't switch it off. 279 00:15:29,765 --> 00:15:31,007 Damned thing! 280 00:15:31,207 --> 00:15:32,356 [voice continues] 281 00:15:34,847 --> 00:15:36,883 [smashing, voice becomes fragmented] 282 00:15:40,367 --> 00:15:41,436 It came in the post. 283 00:15:41,636 --> 00:15:42,602 Yes, I can imagine. 284 00:15:43,967 --> 00:15:45,727 Was there anything for me? 285 00:15:45,927 --> 00:15:47,527 No, just a note from Aunt Polly. 286 00:15:47,727 --> 00:15:49,327 She wants to know when we're going over. 287 00:15:49,527 --> 00:15:50,880 A bread and butter letter from the Farleys. 288 00:15:51,080 --> 00:15:53,047 And Maison Pilkington invited me 289 00:15:53,247 --> 00:15:55,477 to a preview of their new collection. 290 00:15:55,677 --> 00:15:57,996 Now don't let this coffee get cold. 291 00:15:59,447 --> 00:16:01,722 There's something wrong, 292 00:16:03,087 --> 00:16:05,237 but I can't put my finger on it, but-- 293 00:16:05,437 --> 00:16:07,607 That silly dream, I suppose. 294 00:16:07,807 --> 00:16:08,927 Or there might have been 295 00:16:09,127 --> 00:16:11,197 an explosion on the other side of the town somewhere, 296 00:16:11,397 --> 00:16:14,478 and we both heard it and that started us dreaming. 297 00:16:14,678 --> 00:16:17,758 What do you suppose could have blown up? 298 00:16:17,958 --> 00:16:20,607 Nothing too disastrous, of course. 299 00:16:20,807 --> 00:16:22,843 “Pop Star Wins the Pools.” 300 00:16:23,043 --> 00:16:25,282 [fire alarm rings] 301 00:16:25,482 --> 00:16:26,436 Fire. 302 00:16:32,887 --> 00:16:34,878 [alarm continues] 303 00:16:46,367 --> 00:16:47,887 That's illegal. 304 00:16:48,087 --> 00:16:49,486 Playing records of a fire engine, 305 00:16:49,686 --> 00:16:51,527 what do they think they're up to? 306 00:16:51,727 --> 00:16:52,796 Maybe it's a joke. 307 00:16:52,996 --> 00:16:54,447 Something for Rag Week. 308 00:16:54,647 --> 00:16:55,636 For one thing, this isn't Rag Week, 309 00:16:55,836 --> 00:16:57,367 and for another, that's no joke. 310 00:16:57,567 --> 00:17:00,017 The police would be along in a minute, you'll see. 311 00:17:01,607 --> 00:17:03,279 At any rate, it's stopped now. 312 00:17:05,807 --> 00:17:11,803 [advertising jingle for Feckle Freezers plays] 313 00:17:15,527 --> 00:17:18,607 What the hell is a Feckle Freezer? 314 00:17:18,807 --> 00:17:21,002 Some kind of freezer, I suppose. 315 00:17:23,687 --> 00:17:26,927 Some idiotic advertising stunt. 316 00:17:27,127 --> 00:17:28,767 They'll soon be stopped. 317 00:17:28,967 --> 00:17:31,217 Enough complaints, they'll lose their licence. 318 00:17:33,527 --> 00:17:35,722 Well, that seems to be the end of it. 319 00:17:41,087 --> 00:17:43,337 [man over loudspeaker] Have you got a freezer? 320 00:17:45,047 --> 00:17:46,927 It stinks! 321 00:17:47,127 --> 00:17:50,403 If it isn't a Feckle Freezer, it stinks! 322 00:17:50,603 --> 00:17:55,760 If it isn't this year's Feckle Freezer, it stinks! 323 00:17:55,967 --> 00:17:57,400 Feckle, Feckle. 324 00:17:57,600 --> 00:17:58,835 I’m going to ring the police. 325 00:17:59,035 --> 00:18:00,366 Feckle. Feckle. 326 00:18:00,566 --> 00:18:02,287 Feckle... 327 00:18:02,487 --> 00:18:04,921 Cheap freezers ruin food. 328 00:18:05,121 --> 00:18:08,722 Do you eat rotting, mouldy food? 329 00:18:08,922 --> 00:18:12,207 Wake up and buy a Feckle. 330 00:18:12,407 --> 00:18:13,487 Hurry up. 331 00:18:13,687 --> 00:18:15,967 Hurry. Hurry. Hurry... 332 00:18:16,167 --> 00:18:17,527 - Any reply? - No, it's engaged. 333 00:18:17,727 --> 00:18:18,921 Everybody must have the same idea. 334 00:18:19,121 --> 00:18:19,927 Try again. 335 00:18:20,127 --> 00:18:22,727 [louder] Feckle, Feckle, Feckle... 336 00:18:22,927 --> 00:18:24,963 I’m going out for myself. 337 00:18:25,163 --> 00:18:27,647 They've stopped now. 338 00:18:27,847 --> 00:18:28,962 But for how long? 339 00:18:46,847 --> 00:18:48,967 Hooligans! 340 00:18:49,167 --> 00:18:52,955 This is going to be another one of those days. 341 00:18:53,155 --> 00:18:56,796 Darling, what's the date? 342 00:18:56,996 --> 00:18:59,487 June 15th, why? 343 00:18:59,687 --> 00:19:02,281 It’s a bit nippy. Feels more like October. 344 00:19:02,481 --> 00:19:04,165 [footsteps on stairs] 345 00:19:07,807 --> 00:19:10,167 There is no appointment down for the day, Mr.-- 346 00:19:10,367 --> 00:19:12,407 - Swanson. - I sure would have remembered. 347 00:19:12,607 --> 00:19:14,359 Anyway, it would be here in the book. 348 00:19:14,559 --> 00:19:15,920 Nine-thirty, he said. 349 00:19:16,120 --> 00:19:17,924 And it isn't. June 15th. 350 00:19:18,124 --> 00:19:19,487 No sign of it here. 351 00:19:19,687 --> 00:19:20,836 I might have known it wouldn't work. 352 00:19:21,036 --> 00:19:22,367 You see, it has to be today. 353 00:19:22,567 --> 00:19:24,523 I’m afraid Mr. Birkett has a very full schedule today. 354 00:19:24,723 --> 00:19:25,767 Yes, I know. 355 00:19:25,967 --> 00:19:27,286 He always has a very full schedule today. 356 00:19:27,486 --> 00:19:28,965 On the other hand, if it's so important, 357 00:19:29,165 --> 00:19:30,759 I may be able to fit you in tomorrow. 358 00:19:30,959 --> 00:19:32,605 I tell you, tomorrow is no good. 359 00:19:32,805 --> 00:19:34,080 I’ve tried that. 360 00:19:34,280 --> 00:19:36,967 Day after day, I’ve tried. 361 00:19:37,167 --> 00:19:39,237 You see, and today was tomorrow yesterday 362 00:19:39,437 --> 00:19:41,327 and now it's today again. 363 00:19:41,527 --> 00:19:44,007 You ought to calm down, Mr. Swanson. 364 00:19:44,207 --> 00:19:45,527 Can I take a message to Mr. Birkett? 365 00:19:45,727 --> 00:19:47,046 Couldn't I just wait here till he comes? 366 00:19:47,246 --> 00:19:50,407 I’ve told you, Mr. Birkett is a very busy man. 367 00:19:50,607 --> 00:19:52,006 You have to make an appointment. 368 00:19:52,206 --> 00:19:55,164 Well, if he could just see me, it might remind him. 369 00:19:55,364 --> 00:19:56,767 Remind him of what? 370 00:19:56,967 --> 00:19:58,082 Good morning, Miss Mitkin. 371 00:19:58,282 --> 00:19:59,686 Oh, good morning, Mr. Birkett. 372 00:19:59,886 --> 00:20:01,687 This is Mr. Swanson. 373 00:20:01,887 --> 00:20:04,606 He is under the impression he has an appointment. 374 00:20:04,806 --> 00:20:07,007 - Oh? - I have. 375 00:20:07,207 --> 00:20:10,247 I have. Look, I’m Swanson. 376 00:20:10,447 --> 00:20:11,567 Think, Birkett. 377 00:20:11,767 --> 00:20:13,247 Try to remember. Please try. 378 00:20:13,447 --> 00:20:15,997 I’m very busy, Mr. Swanson. What can I do for you? 379 00:20:18,007 --> 00:20:19,207 Remember. 380 00:20:19,407 --> 00:20:20,920 Remember what? 381 00:20:22,047 --> 00:20:24,402 You won't believe me unless you remember. 382 00:20:24,602 --> 00:20:26,167 I’ve tried all that. 383 00:20:26,367 --> 00:20:28,597 What am I supposed to remember? 384 00:20:28,797 --> 00:20:31,241 That night, you know... 385 00:20:35,407 --> 00:20:37,284 The dark room. 386 00:20:40,087 --> 00:20:41,964 It doesn't matter. 387 00:20:42,164 --> 00:20:43,122 Sorry. 388 00:20:46,287 --> 00:20:48,039 I’m sorry about that, Mr. Birkett. 389 00:20:48,239 --> 00:20:51,047 He just walked in. 390 00:20:51,247 --> 00:20:53,327 - What are those? - The tax returns. 391 00:20:53,527 --> 00:20:54,880 They have to be sent in today. 392 00:20:55,080 --> 00:20:56,207 June 15th. 393 00:20:56,407 --> 00:20:58,007 Well, that's Harry Barton's job. 394 00:20:58,207 --> 00:20:59,356 Mr. Barton won't be here. 395 00:20:59,556 --> 00:21:01,239 He's over at the factory. 396 00:21:01,439 --> 00:21:04,647 We could drive over with them. 397 00:21:04,847 --> 00:21:08,522 No, all right. I’ll do them for him, I suppose. 398 00:21:10,847 --> 00:21:12,883 Eyes down, Miss Mitkin. 399 00:21:17,687 --> 00:21:21,566 [buzzing] 400 00:21:27,887 --> 00:21:29,287 Is Mr. Birkett available? 401 00:21:29,487 --> 00:21:32,365 I’d like to speak to him on behalf of Feckle Freezers. 402 00:21:32,565 --> 00:21:33,607 Feckle Freezers? 403 00:21:33,807 --> 00:21:36,002 Well, if you were responsible for that hullabaloo this morning-- 404 00:21:36,202 --> 00:21:37,196 Oh, but that's just the point. 405 00:21:37,396 --> 00:21:39,442 We want to apologise. 406 00:21:39,642 --> 00:21:40,887 Oh, well. 407 00:21:41,087 --> 00:21:42,520 If you could tell us where to get in touch with him. 408 00:21:42,720 --> 00:21:43,875 Well, he'll be at the office now. 409 00:21:44,075 --> 00:21:45,884 But he is very busy. 410 00:21:46,084 --> 00:21:48,207 We want to recompense 411 00:21:48,407 --> 00:21:51,717 everyone who may have been inconvenienced by that outburst. 412 00:21:51,917 --> 00:21:53,247 Everyone. 413 00:21:53,447 --> 00:21:56,041 If you could tell us when Mr. Birkett usually has lunch? 414 00:21:56,241 --> 00:21:57,646 Yes. 415 00:21:59,687 --> 00:22:02,679 [advertising jingle plays] 416 00:22:02,879 --> 00:22:05,725 Taste the tang of Chocobites. 417 00:22:12,327 --> 00:22:16,240 Tingle tang of Chocobites. 418 00:22:18,087 --> 00:22:19,236 The usual table? 419 00:22:19,436 --> 00:22:20,207 Yeah. 420 00:22:20,407 --> 00:22:21,965 I see you've been redecorating. 421 00:22:22,165 --> 00:22:23,007 Yes, sir. 422 00:22:23,207 --> 00:22:24,276 What, since yesterday? 423 00:22:24,476 --> 00:22:25,727 Quite recently. 424 00:22:25,927 --> 00:22:27,360 Yes, but I can't say that I like it. 425 00:22:27,560 --> 00:22:28,727 Allow me. 426 00:22:28,927 --> 00:22:30,280 It’s stuffy in here. Have you got the heating on? 427 00:22:30,480 --> 00:22:31,287 Yes, sir. 428 00:22:31,487 --> 00:22:32,920 What, in the middle of June? 429 00:22:33,120 --> 00:22:35,607 If I might suggest a nice Frosty Flip. 430 00:22:35,807 --> 00:22:38,167 - No, thank you. - Very cooling, sir. 431 00:22:38,367 --> 00:22:40,207 No, thank you. No Frosty Flips. 432 00:22:40,407 --> 00:22:41,886 I don't like their commercials. 433 00:22:42,086 --> 00:22:43,326 I see, sir. 434 00:22:45,727 --> 00:22:47,558 Mr. Birkett? 435 00:22:48,887 --> 00:22:49,922 Yes. 436 00:22:51,807 --> 00:22:55,117 April Dorn, I'm from the Feckle Corporation. 437 00:22:55,317 --> 00:22:56,767 Oh, indeed. 438 00:22:56,967 --> 00:22:59,561 Yes, well, after your company's demonstration this morning-- 439 00:22:59,761 --> 00:23:01,727 May I share your table, Mr. Birkett? 440 00:23:01,927 --> 00:23:03,963 There's so much I want to talk to you about. 441 00:23:04,163 --> 00:23:06,647 Well, I don't want to sound rude, Miss Dorn-- 442 00:23:06,847 --> 00:23:09,687 I would like you to call me April. 443 00:23:09,887 --> 00:23:12,207 Yes, well, I was about to say, 444 00:23:12,407 --> 00:23:14,238 I don't think that I could talk about your company 445 00:23:14,438 --> 00:23:16,887 for very long without losing my temper. 446 00:23:17,087 --> 00:23:18,847 That's why the Feckle Corporation 447 00:23:19,047 --> 00:23:21,277 would like to charge this lunch to their account. 448 00:23:21,477 --> 00:23:23,447 Oh, no, no, no. I couldn't. 449 00:23:23,647 --> 00:23:25,365 You would rather not have lunch with me? 450 00:23:25,565 --> 00:23:26,967 No, no, no. It’s not that. 451 00:23:27,167 --> 00:23:30,125 I want to apologise on behalf of the company, Mr. Birkett. 452 00:23:30,325 --> 00:23:31,367 Please? 453 00:23:31,567 --> 00:23:33,367 - Oh. - Thank you. 454 00:23:33,567 --> 00:23:35,047 - Waiter? - [waiter] Madame. 455 00:23:35,247 --> 00:23:37,124 I hear the turtle soup is very good. 456 00:23:37,324 --> 00:23:38,287 Is it? 457 00:23:38,487 --> 00:23:40,079 I can recommend the turtle soup, sir. 458 00:23:40,279 --> 00:23:42,887 Well, turtle soup, then. 459 00:23:43,087 --> 00:23:44,007 And then, sir? 460 00:23:44,207 --> 00:23:45,606 - Fillet mignon? - Fillet-- 461 00:23:45,806 --> 00:23:47,687 Petits pois and asparagus. 462 00:23:47,887 --> 00:23:49,605 And a bottle of Nuits Saint Georges. 463 00:23:49,805 --> 00:23:50,967 Very good, sir. 464 00:23:51,167 --> 00:23:53,123 Well, that's not really necessary. 465 00:23:53,323 --> 00:23:55,047 But you must accept. 466 00:23:55,247 --> 00:23:58,239 This is the least the Feckle Corporation can do for you. 467 00:23:58,439 --> 00:24:00,487 Why, you're letting them off lightly. 468 00:24:00,687 --> 00:24:02,643 You could sue them for their last penny, 469 00:24:02,843 --> 00:24:04,598 disturbing your sleep like that. 470 00:24:04,798 --> 00:24:07,767 Yes. It was rather shattering. 471 00:24:07,967 --> 00:24:10,047 You're just being nice about it. 472 00:24:10,247 --> 00:24:12,647 Some people actually complained to the police. 473 00:24:12,847 --> 00:24:14,565 Oh, it wasn't as bad as all that. 474 00:24:14,765 --> 00:24:16,847 I knew you'd understand. 475 00:24:17,047 --> 00:24:20,407 It’s just that well, the Feckle is such a wonderful freezer. 476 00:24:20,607 --> 00:24:22,607 Some of our outside men got carried away, 477 00:24:22,807 --> 00:24:24,445 they wanted everyone to hear about it. 478 00:24:24,645 --> 00:24:25,887 Yes, we heard. 479 00:24:26,087 --> 00:24:28,203 As soon as head office found out what had happened, 480 00:24:28,403 --> 00:24:29,806 they sent representatives around 481 00:24:30,006 --> 00:24:32,839 to every home in the neighbourhood to apologise. 482 00:24:33,039 --> 00:24:35,356 But really and truly, Mr. Birkett, 483 00:24:35,556 --> 00:24:39,127 the Feckle is a fine, fine freezer. 484 00:24:39,327 --> 00:24:41,807 Yes, yes, I’m sure it is. 485 00:24:42,007 --> 00:24:43,440 Perhaps I shouldn't tell you this 486 00:24:43,640 --> 00:24:47,719 but well, I’d do almost anything for Feckle Freezers. 487 00:25:07,207 --> 00:25:11,687 White for madam, and black for you, sir. 488 00:25:11,887 --> 00:25:14,606 Now I have your signature and you have mine. 489 00:25:14,806 --> 00:25:15,927 Yes, yes. 490 00:25:16,127 --> 00:25:17,765 But you have more than that, though. 491 00:25:17,965 --> 00:25:20,799 You have a 12 cubic foot Feckle Freezer, 492 00:25:20,999 --> 00:25:23,236 self-defrosting, upright model. 493 00:25:23,436 --> 00:25:25,567 Price £275. 494 00:25:25,767 --> 00:25:26,836 I’ve never paid so much 495 00:25:27,036 --> 00:25:29,287 for a refrigerator in my life before. 496 00:25:29,487 --> 00:25:31,205 I don't know what my wife's going to say. 497 00:25:31,405 --> 00:25:36,003 Oh, I’m sure your wife is very understanding and very sweet. 498 00:25:42,847 --> 00:25:45,927 He was very sweet, darling. 499 00:25:46,127 --> 00:25:48,163 He said he was a special representative 500 00:25:48,363 --> 00:25:49,407 sent to apologise. 501 00:25:49,607 --> 00:25:51,598 Well, I couldn't leave him standing on the doorstop, could I? 502 00:25:51,798 --> 00:25:53,087 So I asked him in, 503 00:25:53,287 --> 00:25:56,757 and he started to tell me all about this-- This thing. 504 00:26:02,447 --> 00:26:05,962 Guy, I signed a form this afternoon. 505 00:26:10,207 --> 00:26:15,964 Guy, darling, wouldn't you like-- 506 00:26:17,407 --> 00:26:19,487 Not a Feckle Freezer. 507 00:26:19,687 --> 00:26:21,127 Twelve cubic foot. 508 00:26:21,327 --> 00:26:22,476 Self-defrosting. 509 00:26:22,676 --> 00:26:24,167 Horizontal model. 510 00:26:24,367 --> 00:26:25,482 Upright model. 511 00:26:25,682 --> 00:26:27,447 Price £275. 512 00:26:27,647 --> 00:26:29,967 - But you didn't-- - Oh, yes, yes. 513 00:26:30,167 --> 00:26:33,079 We shall be the only couple in the neighbourhood with a Feckle Freezer apiece. 514 00:26:33,279 --> 00:26:35,007 His and hers. 515 00:26:35,207 --> 00:26:36,247 What are we going to do with them? 516 00:26:36,447 --> 00:26:37,436 There's not room in the kitchen. 517 00:26:37,636 --> 00:26:38,407 I’m sorry, darling. 518 00:26:38,607 --> 00:26:41,041 - Darling, if only you told me-- - I wanted it to be a surprise. 519 00:26:41,241 --> 00:26:42,167 Surprise? 520 00:26:42,367 --> 00:26:43,436 It’s taking you to nearly midnight, 521 00:26:43,636 --> 00:26:45,125 to scrub enough courage to tell me. 522 00:26:45,325 --> 00:26:46,805 And how long has it taken you? 523 00:26:47,005 --> 00:26:48,847 That's twice 27 5, that's £550 524 00:26:49,047 --> 00:26:50,924 for two freezers we don't even want one of. 525 00:26:51,124 --> 00:26:54,119 I knew today was going to be hell. 526 00:26:54,319 --> 00:26:57,567 Feckle lousy Freezers. [bell rings] 527 00:26:57,767 --> 00:26:59,325 At least we can be sure of one thing, 528 00:26:59,525 --> 00:27:01,199 nothing else can happen today. 529 00:27:04,967 --> 00:27:07,162 Oh, blast. The spring is gone. 530 00:27:07,362 --> 00:27:08,287 The switch? 531 00:27:08,487 --> 00:27:10,523 Well, don't worry. You go up to bed. I’ll fix it. 532 00:27:10,723 --> 00:27:11,841 Oh, must you do it tonight? 533 00:27:12,041 --> 00:27:13,844 Oh, darling. We can't turn the light off. 534 00:27:14,044 --> 00:27:16,567 Either I fix it now or we leave it burning all night. 535 00:27:25,602 --> 00:27:27,002 I should remember to put that 536 00:27:27,202 --> 00:27:28,765 out of the way one of these days. 537 00:27:33,367 --> 00:27:35,927 Well, it's just a matter of a couple of screws. 538 00:27:36,127 --> 00:27:37,958 No need for you to wait up. 539 00:27:38,158 --> 00:27:39,527 If you insist. 540 00:27:39,727 --> 00:27:42,366 Yes, with the right tools, this is a simple job. 541 00:27:44,927 --> 00:27:46,360 [clattering] 542 00:27:48,567 --> 00:27:50,080 Are you all right, Guy? 543 00:27:50,280 --> 00:27:53,005 Yes, yes. It’s just a fuse, darling. 544 00:27:57,367 --> 00:27:58,959 Won't take a couple of minutes. 545 00:28:10,807 --> 00:28:13,480 [Guy clanging in cupboard] 546 00:28:16,967 --> 00:28:18,286 [Guy sighs] 547 00:28:18,487 --> 00:28:19,966 [light clattering] 548 00:28:46,807 --> 00:28:48,160 Mary? 549 00:28:51,607 --> 00:28:52,801 Mary? 550 00:29:07,007 --> 00:29:08,281 [solid tapping] 551 00:29:19,927 --> 00:29:21,326 [taps wood] 552 00:29:23,047 --> 00:29:24,087 [thud] 553 00:29:24,287 --> 00:29:25,959 [clattering] 554 00:29:41,727 --> 00:29:43,477 [faint commotion, indistinct speech] 555 00:29:44,087 --> 00:29:45,645 [faint whirring] 556 00:30:22,687 --> 00:30:24,564 [loud whirring] 557 00:30:25,687 --> 00:30:26,961 [click then silence] 558 00:30:47,847 --> 00:30:49,326 [ticking] 559 00:31:01,727 --> 00:31:06,323 [alarm ringing] 560 00:31:08,327 --> 00:31:09,847 Guy? 561 00:31:10,047 --> 00:31:11,116 Guy? 562 00:31:11,367 --> 00:31:13,407 Where did you go? 563 00:31:13,607 --> 00:31:15,279 That was awful. 564 00:31:15,479 --> 00:31:16,687 What? 565 00:31:16,887 --> 00:31:18,047 This dream. 566 00:31:18,247 --> 00:31:21,205 It was like being caught up in an explosion. 567 00:31:21,405 --> 00:31:24,763 It woke me up and I couldn't see you. 568 00:31:24,963 --> 00:31:26,927 You're dressed. 569 00:31:27,127 --> 00:31:30,767 Yes, I didn't get undressed. 570 00:31:30,967 --> 00:31:34,287 I banged my head, I must have been in the cupboard all night. 571 00:31:34,487 --> 00:31:36,603 I’m not in a mood for jokes this morning, Guy. 572 00:31:36,803 --> 00:31:37,727 No, I’m not joking. 573 00:31:37,927 --> 00:31:39,565 There's something very odd out there. 574 00:31:39,765 --> 00:31:42,804 I mean, our walls, they're not brick anymore and the floor, 575 00:31:43,004 --> 00:31:47,045 it's-- It’s metal with this sort of plastic covering. 576 00:31:47,245 --> 00:31:49,007 Why? 577 00:31:49,207 --> 00:31:51,926 I suppose the builders knew what they were doing. 578 00:31:52,126 --> 00:31:54,247 Oh, that was a very nasty dream. 579 00:31:54,447 --> 00:31:57,120 I would never have noticed if it hadn't been for the fuse. 580 00:31:57,320 --> 00:31:58,607 Fuse? 581 00:31:58,807 --> 00:32:00,923 Oh, the fuse, you know, the one that went last night, 582 00:32:01,123 --> 00:32:02,767 when I stayed up to repair. 583 00:32:02,967 --> 00:32:04,719 But you went to bed ahead of me last night, 584 00:32:04,919 --> 00:32:06,326 I switched off the lights. 585 00:32:06,526 --> 00:32:08,836 Darling, you couldn't, there's no switch. 586 00:32:09,036 --> 00:32:10,127 No switch? 587 00:32:10,327 --> 00:32:11,847 No, I mean, it broke remember? 588 00:32:12,047 --> 00:32:15,039 I screwed it, I haven't had a chance to screw it back on yet. 589 00:32:15,239 --> 00:32:16,446 So, where are you going? 590 00:32:19,847 --> 00:32:21,678 [footsteps on stairs] 591 00:32:26,927 --> 00:32:28,440 What's wrong with that? 592 00:32:28,640 --> 00:32:32,367 Watch, it shouldn't. 593 00:32:32,567 --> 00:32:34,683 This is June 15th, Guy. 594 00:32:34,883 --> 00:32:37,401 Not April 1st. 595 00:32:38,367 --> 00:32:40,801 It’s not even June 15th. It’s June 16th. 596 00:32:42,807 --> 00:32:45,719 This is going to be another one of those days. 597 00:32:47,622 --> 00:32:50,322 Oh, you see, it's already started with the wrong paper. 598 00:32:50,522 --> 00:32:52,527 - Look, yesterday's. - Yesterday's? 599 00:32:52,727 --> 00:32:54,126 Yes, I remember that headline. 600 00:32:54,326 --> 00:32:56,407 - I don't. - What? 601 00:32:56,607 --> 00:32:58,245 But it's the 16th... Yes, of course it is. 602 00:32:58,445 --> 00:32:59,436 It’s the 16th. 603 00:32:59,636 --> 00:33:00,887 15th. 604 00:33:01,087 --> 00:33:02,839 I had an appointment at the hair dresser yesterday, 605 00:33:03,039 --> 00:33:04,082 which was the 14th. 606 00:33:04,282 --> 00:33:06,087 Work it out. 607 00:33:06,287 --> 00:33:07,402 Anyway, does it matter? 608 00:33:07,602 --> 00:33:10,087 No, no, I suppose not. 609 00:33:10,287 --> 00:33:12,447 They're all for you. 610 00:33:12,647 --> 00:33:14,239 Oh, darling, about the freezers. 611 00:33:14,439 --> 00:33:16,407 - What? - Well, the Feckle Freezers. 612 00:33:16,607 --> 00:33:17,835 I thought, you know, we could ring them up, 613 00:33:18,035 --> 00:33:19,445 explain that we'd made a mistake 614 00:33:19,645 --> 00:33:22,247 and ask them if they would take one. 615 00:33:22,447 --> 00:33:23,800 What's the matter? 616 00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:26,157 What are Feckle Freezers? 617 00:33:27,607 --> 00:33:29,677 Now there is something wrong. 618 00:33:31,887 --> 00:33:34,127 And the date is part of it. 619 00:33:34,327 --> 00:33:35,847 Yes, I can remember the 15th. 620 00:33:36,047 --> 00:33:37,367 I remember the tax returns. 621 00:33:37,567 --> 00:33:39,876 I wouldn't imagine half a day's work now, would I? 622 00:33:40,076 --> 00:33:41,281 Guy, perhaps it was-- 623 00:33:41,481 --> 00:33:44,127 And I remember this headline, and your letters. 624 00:33:44,327 --> 00:33:45,919 Go on, open them. You've already opened them. 625 00:33:46,119 --> 00:33:48,766 There was one from the one from the Farley's bread and butter. 626 00:33:48,966 --> 00:33:50,727 And there was one from Aunt Polly. 627 00:33:50,927 --> 00:33:52,121 Asking when are we going over. 628 00:33:52,321 --> 00:33:54,203 And one from Maison Pilkington. 629 00:33:54,403 --> 00:33:57,807 Inviting you to a preview again, you know. 630 00:33:58,007 --> 00:34:00,202 You're trying to frighten me. 631 00:34:00,402 --> 00:34:01,927 No, I’m not. 632 00:34:02,127 --> 00:34:05,567 I’m just trying to get this straight. 633 00:34:05,767 --> 00:34:07,567 [bell rings] It’s eight o'clock. 634 00:34:07,767 --> 00:34:09,120 Yes, I know what the time is, darling. 635 00:34:09,320 --> 00:34:11,715 It’s the date that worries me. [jingle for Crunchipops plays] 636 00:34:11,915 --> 00:34:13,327 Turn that off. 637 00:34:13,527 --> 00:34:15,527 - Turn that off. - No, leave it. 638 00:34:15,727 --> 00:34:17,327 Perhaps they know what the date is. 639 00:34:17,527 --> 00:34:20,246 [radio presenter] Good morning. Here is the eight o'clock news 640 00:34:20,446 --> 00:34:23,279 for today Wednesday, June 15th brought to you by Frosty Flip, 641 00:34:23,479 --> 00:34:26,399 the ice cold drink with the secret ingredient. 642 00:34:27,687 --> 00:34:32,167 Oh, darling, you must have had a very nasty bang on your head. 643 00:34:32,367 --> 00:34:35,247 No, I tell you it was nothing to do with the bang on my head. 644 00:34:35,447 --> 00:34:38,041 [phone rings] 645 00:34:38,647 --> 00:34:39,767 Hello. 646 00:34:39,967 --> 00:34:42,606 [over telephone] Could I speak to Mr. Birkett please? My name is Swanson. 647 00:34:42,806 --> 00:34:43,955 Yes, hold on, would you? 648 00:34:44,155 --> 00:34:46,157 It’s for you, a Mr. Swanson. 649 00:34:46,357 --> 00:34:47,481 Swanson? 650 00:34:47,681 --> 00:34:48,767 Swanson. 651 00:34:48,967 --> 00:34:50,927 - Birkett here. - Do you remember yet? 652 00:34:51,127 --> 00:34:52,247 Now look, Swanson, what's going on? 653 00:34:52,447 --> 00:34:53,727 You went through this routine yesterday. 654 00:34:53,927 --> 00:34:55,367 You remember? 655 00:34:55,567 --> 00:34:56,687 What's it all about? 656 00:34:56,887 --> 00:34:58,240 I can't tell you on the phone, where can we meet? 657 00:34:58,440 --> 00:34:59,407 At the office. 658 00:34:59,607 --> 00:35:00,756 No, no, not there, not two days running. 659 00:35:00,956 --> 00:35:02,115 They might suspect. 660 00:35:02,315 --> 00:35:03,767 Look, what about-- 661 00:35:03,967 --> 00:35:06,242 What about that place you were at yesterday, The Crystal Restaurant? 662 00:35:06,442 --> 00:35:08,167 Yes, look, Swanson, has it... 663 00:35:08,367 --> 00:35:09,766 Has it something to do with the date? 664 00:35:09,966 --> 00:35:11,687 Careful, Birkett, this is a public phone. 665 00:35:11,887 --> 00:35:13,081 I can't... I’ll see you there. 666 00:35:13,281 --> 00:35:14,322 As soon as they open. 667 00:35:16,367 --> 00:35:19,245 He knows, too. He knows. 668 00:35:21,767 --> 00:35:23,439 Guy! 669 00:35:24,647 --> 00:35:26,239 Chocobites are tangy. 670 00:35:26,439 --> 00:35:29,327 Chocobites are tangier than tangy. 671 00:35:29,527 --> 00:35:31,597 Taste one, and you'll want some more. 672 00:35:36,566 --> 00:35:37,966 Won't you try my Chocobites? 673 00:35:38,166 --> 00:35:39,799 No, thank you. 674 00:35:40,927 --> 00:35:42,485 Won't you try my Chocobites? 675 00:35:42,685 --> 00:35:45,367 No, thank you. Miss Dorn. 676 00:35:45,567 --> 00:35:48,727 I wanted to have a word with you about those freezers. 677 00:35:48,927 --> 00:35:50,326 I don't know what you're talking about. 678 00:35:50,526 --> 00:35:52,767 Well, about the freezer that you sold me yesterday. 679 00:35:52,967 --> 00:35:54,161 But I didn't sell you anything. 680 00:35:54,361 --> 00:35:56,047 Well, of course you did. 681 00:35:56,247 --> 00:35:57,367 - Hey, you. - Me, sir? 682 00:35:57,567 --> 00:35:58,761 You served us yesterday, didn't you? 683 00:35:58,961 --> 00:35:59,847 Did I, sir? 684 00:36:00,047 --> 00:36:01,560 Well, turtle soup, fillet mignon, and all the-- 685 00:36:01,760 --> 00:36:04,201 If you'll excuse me just one moment, sir. 686 00:36:05,247 --> 00:36:06,847 Of course, it was you. 687 00:36:07,047 --> 00:36:08,526 But you don't remember, not yesterday. 688 00:36:08,726 --> 00:36:10,683 I couldn't forget you, Miss Dorn. 689 00:36:10,883 --> 00:36:12,527 I’m not Miss Dorn. 690 00:36:12,727 --> 00:36:14,277 Well, wait. You whoever you are. 691 00:36:17,287 --> 00:36:19,403 - They know. - Control yourself! 692 00:36:20,899 --> 00:36:23,127 - Birkett, let them go. - Where have they gone? 693 00:36:23,327 --> 00:36:24,806 Look, they know we are on to them. 694 00:36:25,006 --> 00:36:27,607 On to them? Swanson, you better start from the beginning. 695 00:36:27,807 --> 00:36:29,399 Of course you don't remember any of this, do you? 696 00:36:29,599 --> 00:36:31,207 Look, about two months ago, 697 00:36:31,407 --> 00:36:33,363 you came banging at my door late one night. 698 00:36:33,563 --> 00:36:34,327 I did? 699 00:36:34,527 --> 00:36:36,279 You were scared silly, babbling about men 700 00:36:36,479 --> 00:36:38,847 without faces and a huge hand in the sky. 701 00:36:39,047 --> 00:36:41,167 - You begged me to hide you. - Are you sure it was me? 702 00:36:41,367 --> 00:36:42,516 I thought that you were out of your mind. 703 00:36:42,716 --> 00:36:43,796 And obviously you needed some help. 704 00:36:43,996 --> 00:36:46,367 I have got this darkroom, you know. 705 00:36:46,567 --> 00:36:47,807 It locks on the inside. 706 00:36:48,007 --> 00:36:49,759 Anyway, to keep you quiet, we both hid in there. 707 00:36:49,959 --> 00:36:51,081 And then in the morning, you said 708 00:36:51,281 --> 00:36:52,807 you've got something funny to show me. 709 00:36:53,007 --> 00:36:54,360 You went out and you bought a newspaper. 710 00:36:54,560 --> 00:36:56,364 The date on it, Birkett, it was June 15th. 711 00:36:56,564 --> 00:36:58,367 And that's today. I mean-- 712 00:36:58,567 --> 00:36:59,716 That's it, you got it, you see? 713 00:36:59,916 --> 00:37:02,487 It’s always today, every day the same. 714 00:37:02,687 --> 00:37:05,155 Every morning, the same news in the newspapers. 715 00:37:05,355 --> 00:37:07,437 Only the advertisements change, 716 00:37:07,637 --> 00:37:10,240 but who wants to read advertisements? 717 00:37:10,807 --> 00:37:12,559 Always June 15th. 718 00:37:12,759 --> 00:37:13,836 Yeah. 719 00:37:15,047 --> 00:37:17,047 One night you stayed away too long 720 00:37:17,247 --> 00:37:18,646 before coming back into the darkroom. 721 00:37:18,846 --> 00:37:20,327 They got you again. 722 00:37:20,527 --> 00:37:22,961 When I found you a couple of days later... 723 00:37:23,980 --> 00:37:25,480 ...you'd forgotten everything. 724 00:37:25,680 --> 00:37:26,881 Somebody wants us to live 725 00:37:27,081 --> 00:37:29,760 the same day over and over again. 726 00:37:29,960 --> 00:37:31,287 Why? 727 00:37:31,487 --> 00:37:34,524 Who are they, Swanson, and what's in it for them? 728 00:37:34,724 --> 00:37:36,160 I think they watch us. 729 00:37:36,360 --> 00:37:37,367 Watch us? 730 00:37:37,567 --> 00:37:39,080 Yeah, I try to keep out of their way. 731 00:37:39,280 --> 00:37:40,925 I only come out to look for you. 732 00:37:41,125 --> 00:37:42,807 Watch us. 733 00:37:43,007 --> 00:37:44,440 Well, if they're watching us, Swanson, 734 00:37:44,640 --> 00:37:46,637 we have nothing to lose. Come on. 735 00:37:46,837 --> 00:37:48,837 Birkett, look, it's dangerous. 736 00:37:49,037 --> 00:37:50,525 Look here, Birkett. 737 00:37:56,007 --> 00:37:58,687 What is it? Where are we? 738 00:37:58,887 --> 00:38:04,598 There's a ladder and it appears to be some sort of a tunnel. 739 00:38:05,659 --> 00:38:07,559 Quite a substantial bit of engineering. 740 00:38:07,759 --> 00:38:09,325 Tunnel? There can't be a tunnel. 741 00:38:09,525 --> 00:38:11,727 There isn't a tunnel under... 742 00:38:11,927 --> 00:38:13,963 That's just what I was thinking. 743 00:38:14,163 --> 00:38:15,361 Come on. 744 00:38:21,967 --> 00:38:23,286 [clanging] 745 00:38:32,647 --> 00:38:35,807 Metal alloy, like the floor of my house. 746 00:38:36,007 --> 00:38:37,201 Look, Birkett, let's go back. 747 00:38:37,401 --> 00:38:38,919 I think we ought to call the police. 748 00:38:39,119 --> 00:38:41,207 Proportions... They're all wrong. 749 00:38:41,407 --> 00:38:43,167 Supposing one of them sees us? 750 00:38:43,367 --> 00:38:44,561 What does this remind you of? 751 00:38:44,761 --> 00:38:46,643 Look, they got your mind last time, Birkett. 752 00:38:46,843 --> 00:38:47,927 Aren't you scared? 753 00:38:48,127 --> 00:38:50,846 Yes, yes, I’m scared but what else can we do? 754 00:38:51,046 --> 00:38:52,247 Come on. 755 00:38:52,447 --> 00:38:53,960 Wait for me. 756 00:39:06,047 --> 00:39:08,127 Look, supposing we meet one of them. 757 00:39:08,327 --> 00:39:09,367 Well, how do we know? 758 00:39:09,567 --> 00:39:11,364 Oh, well, they're easy to spot, once you know where to look. 759 00:39:11,564 --> 00:39:13,967 You see, we're always the same but they change. 760 00:39:14,167 --> 00:39:15,327 That girl for instance, 761 00:39:15,527 --> 00:39:16,846 sometimes she wears fancy dress like today, 762 00:39:17,046 --> 00:39:18,286 other times she is in ordinary clothes. 763 00:39:18,486 --> 00:39:20,079 They play different parts. 764 00:39:33,247 --> 00:39:35,522 There appears to be some sort of gate. 765 00:39:43,527 --> 00:39:44,676 It’s locked. 766 00:39:50,047 --> 00:39:52,097 I wish I could place what it remind me of. 767 00:39:57,047 --> 00:39:59,047 Come on, Swanson. Let's try one of these. 768 00:40:19,287 --> 00:40:20,640 [faint sonic whirring] 769 00:40:22,647 --> 00:40:24,478 What is it? What's the matter? 770 00:40:26,287 --> 00:40:27,879 This is the plant. 771 00:40:28,967 --> 00:40:30,036 Contro Chemicals. 772 00:40:32,567 --> 00:40:35,001 Where is everybody? There's nobody about. 773 00:40:35,201 --> 00:40:36,845 There never was. 774 00:40:38,047 --> 00:40:40,925 It’s all controlled by computers. 775 00:40:41,125 --> 00:40:42,924 The Spelman process. 776 00:40:45,367 --> 00:40:48,484 He discovered how to transfer a man's thought patterns 777 00:40:48,684 --> 00:40:52,202 from brain cells to electronic matrices. 778 00:40:52,402 --> 00:40:54,767 What does that do? 779 00:40:54,967 --> 00:40:57,640 It gives a machine the mind of a human being. 780 00:41:23,837 --> 00:41:25,687 But why have all the machines stopped? 781 00:41:25,887 --> 00:41:27,607 They were working yesterday. 782 00:41:27,807 --> 00:41:29,207 Harry Barton came over, too. 783 00:41:35,967 --> 00:41:39,084 Look, this is working. What is it? 784 00:41:39,927 --> 00:41:42,043 It doesn't belong here. 785 00:41:43,287 --> 00:41:44,887 Mary. 786 00:41:45,087 --> 00:41:47,007 That's my wife. 787 00:41:47,207 --> 00:41:49,647 I told you they watch us. 788 00:41:49,847 --> 00:41:51,758 [Guy] They must have cameras planted everywhere. 789 00:41:51,958 --> 00:41:53,727 Why do they do it? 790 00:41:53,927 --> 00:41:55,918 I don't know but we'll soon find out. 791 00:41:57,887 --> 00:41:59,937 - It’s locked. - There you are, you see. 792 00:42:01,831 --> 00:42:05,081 There must be something in there worth keeping under lock and key. 793 00:42:05,281 --> 00:42:07,607 Birkett, I don't think we ought to be doing this. 794 00:42:16,007 --> 00:42:17,645 Just look at these. 795 00:42:18,847 --> 00:42:21,727 Hey, look, Chocobites. 796 00:42:21,927 --> 00:42:23,645 That girl was giving away Chocobites. 797 00:42:23,845 --> 00:42:26,407 Marlin cigarettes campaign. 798 00:42:26,607 --> 00:42:28,047 Marlin cigarettes. 799 00:42:28,247 --> 00:42:30,287 Frosty Flip, I bought one of those. 800 00:42:30,487 --> 00:42:32,167 Feckle Freezer, I bought two. 801 00:42:32,367 --> 00:42:34,198 What's all this got to do with Contro Chemicals? 802 00:42:34,398 --> 00:42:36,487 The layouts out for Crunchipops. 803 00:42:36,687 --> 00:42:38,567 Who put the crunch in Crunchipops? 804 00:42:38,767 --> 00:42:41,122 Swanson, you're right. This has nothing to do with Contro Chemicals. 805 00:42:41,322 --> 00:42:44,687 Now look, it's advertising. Chocobites, Frosty Flip. 806 00:42:44,887 --> 00:42:46,787 Well, they're at least ordinary anyway. 807 00:42:51,207 --> 00:42:53,527 Listen to this, Swanson. 808 00:42:53,727 --> 00:42:56,719 “Although test report K4 doubled the numbers sold, 809 00:42:56,919 --> 00:43:00,247 its use will be limited by local by-laws restricting 810 00:43:00,447 --> 00:43:02,407 the use of loudspeaker vans.” 811 00:43:02,607 --> 00:43:05,367 Now when did you last hear a loudspeaker van, Swanson? 812 00:43:05,567 --> 00:43:06,886 They're around us all the time. 813 00:43:07,086 --> 00:43:08,326 And what are they doing? 814 00:43:08,526 --> 00:43:09,527 Advertising. 815 00:43:09,727 --> 00:43:12,407 Exactly, it's poured into us every day. 816 00:43:12,607 --> 00:43:14,727 Newspapers, television, radio and even if we miss them, 817 00:43:14,927 --> 00:43:16,645 there are loud loudspeaker vans to get us out of bed. 818 00:43:16,845 --> 00:43:18,287 That's what's happening every day, isn't it? 819 00:43:18,487 --> 00:43:20,205 - Yeah, that's what's happening. - And it happens every night. 820 00:43:20,405 --> 00:43:22,596 Every night, our minds are wiped clean 821 00:43:22,796 --> 00:43:25,727 of all that's happened during the day, 822 00:43:25,927 --> 00:43:28,680 so that we are all ready for the next day's trials. 823 00:43:28,880 --> 00:43:30,527 We're a captive audience. 824 00:43:30,727 --> 00:43:32,877 And they're recording our responses. 825 00:43:33,077 --> 00:43:35,607 We're nothing but guinea pigs. 826 00:43:35,807 --> 00:43:38,037 You mean they have taken over the whole town? 827 00:43:38,237 --> 00:43:40,007 Yes, I don't know how. 828 00:43:40,207 --> 00:43:42,087 Mass hypnotism, drugs perhaps, 829 00:43:42,287 --> 00:43:43,879 and if anyone knew how to work that particular trick, 830 00:43:44,079 --> 00:43:45,679 it would be our Mr. Spelman. 831 00:43:46,527 --> 00:43:52,762 [conversation from outside the room] 832 00:43:53,745 --> 00:43:55,595 You don't have to worry about Birkett. 833 00:43:55,795 --> 00:43:57,447 He's probably just wandering about. 834 00:43:57,647 --> 00:43:59,205 We'll pick him up in the morning. 835 00:43:59,405 --> 00:44:00,476 That's what you think. 836 00:44:00,676 --> 00:44:04,885 Oh, I take it all back. You were right. 837 00:44:07,487 --> 00:44:10,127 Why aren't you at the office, Birkett? 838 00:44:10,327 --> 00:44:12,522 - What do you want? - I want an explanation, 839 00:44:12,722 --> 00:44:15,487 how you managed to kidnap 20,000 people. 840 00:44:15,687 --> 00:44:18,407 Of course, you realise how absurd you sound. 841 00:44:18,607 --> 00:44:19,881 Look, I know what you've done, Spelman. 842 00:44:20,081 --> 00:44:23,487 I mean, all this is valuable information. 843 00:44:23,687 --> 00:44:25,407 I don't know how much money is involved, 844 00:44:25,607 --> 00:44:27,120 I know for a fact that some companies spend 845 00:44:27,320 --> 00:44:29,522 two or three million a year on advertising. 846 00:44:29,722 --> 00:44:32,957 Suppose they learn to cut their costs and increase 847 00:44:33,157 --> 00:44:35,247 efficiency at the same time. 848 00:44:35,447 --> 00:44:37,165 Am I getting warm, Spelman? 849 00:44:37,365 --> 00:44:38,767 You're over-heated. 850 00:44:38,967 --> 00:44:40,286 I don't think that's very funny. 851 00:44:40,486 --> 00:44:42,039 You're coming with me to the police. 852 00:44:42,239 --> 00:44:43,236 No, Birkett. 853 00:44:43,436 --> 00:44:46,598 I said that you are coming with me. 854 00:44:46,798 --> 00:44:48,957 I said no. 855 00:44:49,727 --> 00:44:50,762 No. 856 00:44:52,287 --> 00:44:53,720 Birkett. 857 00:44:56,007 --> 00:44:57,122 Birkett, the girl. 858 00:45:01,527 --> 00:45:03,367 You hit the nerve centre. 859 00:45:03,567 --> 00:45:05,327 Makes it very difficult to control this body. 860 00:45:05,527 --> 00:45:07,006 I’m sorry. It should have been Spelman. 861 00:45:07,206 --> 00:45:09,482 Don't worry too much, I can't feel anything. 862 00:45:09,682 --> 00:45:12,326 My real body lies asleep until I switch back to it. 863 00:45:12,526 --> 00:45:13,487 But when I hit you-- 864 00:45:13,687 --> 00:45:14,915 Well, you've worked for Contra. 865 00:45:15,115 --> 00:45:17,197 You know all about the Spelman process, 866 00:45:17,397 --> 00:45:20,247 linking brain patterns to machines. 867 00:45:20,447 --> 00:45:22,085 You mean that... that you're... 868 00:45:22,285 --> 00:45:25,607 One of the Spelman machines, just like you. 869 00:45:25,807 --> 00:45:28,007 I’m afraid you're one of the other type, though. 870 00:45:28,207 --> 00:45:29,435 What are you talking about? 871 00:45:29,635 --> 00:45:32,767 I’m sorry for you, Mr. Birkett, really sorry. 872 00:45:32,967 --> 00:45:34,719 You see, I chose this way of living. 873 00:45:34,919 --> 00:45:37,998 I’m well paid and I can give it up any time I choose. 874 00:45:38,198 --> 00:45:39,287 But you can't. 875 00:45:39,487 --> 00:45:40,681 I tell you, Spelman's going to be stopped. 876 00:45:40,881 --> 00:45:42,843 I’ll find my way out of this place. 877 00:45:44,367 --> 00:45:46,287 You can't. 878 00:45:46,487 --> 00:45:47,487 Why not? 879 00:45:47,687 --> 00:45:49,564 Because you're dead. 880 00:45:51,047 --> 00:45:52,447 Dead? 881 00:45:52,647 --> 00:45:54,399 The explosion. 882 00:45:55,327 --> 00:45:56,967 That was a dream. 883 00:45:57,167 --> 00:45:59,047 It was this chemical plant. 884 00:45:59,247 --> 00:46:01,442 One of the storage tanks blew up, 885 00:46:01,642 --> 00:46:03,847 almost everyone in the town died. 886 00:46:04,047 --> 00:46:05,639 You died with them, both of you. 887 00:46:05,839 --> 00:46:08,799 I’m not dead. Look, I’m alive. 888 00:46:08,999 --> 00:46:11,805 Your last day alive was June 14th. 889 00:46:12,005 --> 00:46:14,646 It ended with that bang. 890 00:46:15,127 --> 00:46:17,960 I tell you, that explosion was a dream. 891 00:46:18,160 --> 00:46:20,847 A dream. I woke up. 892 00:46:21,047 --> 00:46:22,647 June 15th is the dream. 893 00:46:22,847 --> 00:46:24,883 It’s made afresh for you every day by Mr. Spelman. 894 00:46:25,083 --> 00:46:26,007 No, he couldn't. 895 00:46:26,207 --> 00:46:27,765 He couldn't rebuild the whole town. 896 00:46:27,965 --> 00:46:31,596 But it-- It wasn't necessary to have all the details exact. 897 00:46:31,796 --> 00:46:33,607 It only lasts for one day. 898 00:46:33,807 --> 00:46:35,320 At midnight, the maintenance crew 899 00:46:35,520 --> 00:46:37,722 swarms down the tunnel to every part of the town. 900 00:46:37,922 --> 00:46:39,167 The tunnel? 901 00:46:39,367 --> 00:46:41,967 They put everything back the way it was on June 14th. 902 00:46:42,167 --> 00:46:44,397 If one of you finds something wrong when he wakes, 903 00:46:44,597 --> 00:46:47,121 he forgets it again after midnight. 904 00:46:47,321 --> 00:46:50,007 Swanson didn't. I didn't. 905 00:46:50,207 --> 00:46:52,127 - But you will. - It’s not possible. 906 00:46:52,327 --> 00:46:53,521 It would have cost millions. 907 00:46:53,721 --> 00:46:54,801 It made millions. 908 00:46:55,001 --> 00:46:57,167 It goes on making the millions. 909 00:46:57,367 --> 00:46:58,567 But that isn't the end. 910 00:46:58,767 --> 00:47:00,439 Mr. Spelman has political ambitions. 911 00:47:00,639 --> 00:47:03,639 No, it's not true, it's not true, it can't be true! 912 00:47:03,839 --> 00:47:05,644 I’ll prove it to you. 913 00:47:06,847 --> 00:47:10,203 I’m switching back to my real body now. 914 00:47:10,967 --> 00:47:13,561 I’m going to disconnect. 915 00:47:13,761 --> 00:47:15,086 Now. 916 00:47:16,447 --> 00:47:17,487 Look. 917 00:47:17,687 --> 00:47:19,564 [Spelman as robot] Forget it, Birkett. 918 00:47:20,407 --> 00:47:21,527 Drop that bar 919 00:47:21,727 --> 00:47:23,763 before you do any more damage. 920 00:47:23,963 --> 00:47:27,038 This is Spelman speaking. 921 00:47:27,687 --> 00:47:28,802 You're not Spelman. 922 00:47:29,002 --> 00:47:30,527 The mind is. 923 00:47:30,727 --> 00:47:32,558 I just happen to be using this as a body. 924 00:47:32,758 --> 00:47:35,121 And I doubt whether you could damage it. 925 00:47:35,321 --> 00:47:38,047 So let's stop all this nonsense, shall we? 926 00:47:38,247 --> 00:47:39,885 I don't want to damage you either. 927 00:47:40,085 --> 00:47:42,157 You were far too expensive to create. 928 00:47:42,357 --> 00:47:46,087 I’m Guy Birkett, I’m not one of your damned machines! 929 00:47:46,287 --> 00:47:47,959 I’ll smash your synthetic empire. 930 00:47:48,159 --> 00:47:50,337 You'll have to kill me if you want to stop me. 931 00:47:53,367 --> 00:47:54,887 Go ahead. 932 00:47:55,087 --> 00:47:56,725 Nobody's stopping you. 933 00:48:00,807 --> 00:48:06,677 [siren blares] 934 00:48:14,567 --> 00:48:19,163 [bell ringing] 935 00:48:43,487 --> 00:48:47,480 [Spelman's voice] Birkett, this is Spelman. 936 00:48:48,647 --> 00:48:50,607 Spelman in the flesh. 937 00:48:50,807 --> 00:48:52,445 Now, why don't you be reasonable 938 00:48:52,645 --> 00:48:55,400 and let the maintenance crew adjust you? 939 00:48:55,600 --> 00:48:57,167 I’m not beaten yet. 940 00:48:57,367 --> 00:48:58,567 I’ll find the way out. 941 00:49:00,487 --> 00:49:02,367 There's nowhere for you to go. 942 00:49:02,567 --> 00:49:04,067 You can see that for yourself. 943 00:49:07,567 --> 00:49:10,684 You see, Birkett, for my advertising laboratory, 944 00:49:10,884 --> 00:49:13,327 I wanted the town rebuilt, 945 00:49:13,527 --> 00:49:16,883 working replacements for its dead population. 946 00:49:17,083 --> 00:49:19,805 Now that cost an awful lot of money. 947 00:49:20,005 --> 00:49:22,805 Fortunately, I was able to compromise. 948 00:49:23,005 --> 00:49:27,447 Why build an entire town 949 00:49:27,647 --> 00:49:31,925 when a scale model would do just as well? 950 00:49:32,125 --> 00:49:34,407 Listen to me. 951 00:49:34,607 --> 00:49:39,886 Your world is built on a table top. 952 00:49:41,207 --> 00:49:42,765 No! 953 00:49:43,767 --> 00:49:45,519 [muted speech] 954 00:49:46,167 --> 00:49:49,007 You won't use me again. 955 00:49:49,207 --> 00:49:52,244 I’ll throw myself over the edge. 956 00:49:52,444 --> 00:49:55,837 No, little Birkett. No. 957 00:50:01,607 --> 00:50:07,567 [siren blares] 958 00:50:07,767 --> 00:50:13,527 [thunderous explosion] 959 00:50:13,727 --> 00:50:16,799 [alarm clock rings] 960 00:50:19,127 --> 00:50:20,640 Guy! 961 00:50:21,127 --> 00:50:23,687 Guy, are you all right? 962 00:50:25,047 --> 00:50:27,197 Yes, yes, of course. 963 00:50:27,397 --> 00:50:30,127 Oh, you scared me. 964 00:50:30,327 --> 00:50:32,602 What a fantastic dream. 965 00:50:33,647 --> 00:50:39,677 [advertising jingle plays] 966 00:50:43,247 --> 00:50:46,523 [man over loudspeaker] Are you a coward? No. 967 00:50:46,723 --> 00:50:50,087 Are you a fool? No. 968 00:50:50,287 --> 00:50:53,085 Are you going to let the incompetent 969 00:50:53,285 --> 00:50:56,244 run this country for five years? 970 00:50:56,444 --> 00:50:58,007 No. 971 00:50:58,207 --> 00:51:01,087 What can you do? 972 00:51:01,287 --> 00:51:02,959 Vote for Spelman! 973 00:51:03,159 --> 00:51:05,647 Vote for Spelman! 974 00:51:05,847 --> 00:51:06,882 Vote for Spelman! 975 00:51:07,927 --> 00:51:08,916 Spelman! 976 00:51:09,116 --> 00:51:10,162 Spelman! 977 00:51:10,362 --> 00:51:11,407 Spelman! 978 00:51:11,607 --> 00:51:13,006 Spelman! Spelman!